Project Mermaid-Escape Area 51

Based on sorta true events.

#RaidArea51 has begun. The Raiders have lined up the gates. Fired up and ready to storm the base. Demanding answers, seeking the truth. Yet they were right all along. They can’t stop us all! The military didn’t even try to stop one. They were too distracted by this opportunity of a lifetime which was knocking at the door. A chance to change things. Set things right. Finally, a chance to fire up the weapon they’d been hiding. Neris, a Merlien terraform from the Planet Finn. I didn’t come in peace. I came in a net! Torturers, kidnappers. Tail Mutilators!If the Area 51 Raiders knew this type of thing was going on at Area 51, they would’ve shown with something stronger than a battery-powered lightsaber. While her kidnappers are distracted, Neris sees her last chance. Seaman First Class Stu Ready. The only other hapless victim to the Area 51 raid, drowning in the middle of the desert and he’s speaking my language. I could use a mermaid right about now. I’ve been abducted, it’s only fair that I abduct back. You know that old saying. Two fins are better than one.

#mermaidsarereal